This is a female and queer-owned, neurodivergent-aware massage practice offering clinical customized bodywork for weird lil’ "guys", cryptids, and beloved partners.

For safety purposes, new clients must identify as female, trans, and/or non-binary. Cisgender men are accepted by referral only. If you are a cisgender male, please contact me before booking your first appointment and let me know who referred you.

The human body is its own wild landscape. Like the mountains surrounding us, we are anchored by deep roots and ancient stone—an intricate web of nerve and bone. And when that landscape takes on structural damage, you don't need a bright, noisy, clinical spa to fix it. You need a sanctuary.

At Buddha's Belly, I provide heavy-duty structural bodywork and chronic pain relief in a completely judgment-free, sensory-safe environment. This space is designed specifically for introverts, the alternative community, and anyone exhausted by the pressure of traditional wellness spaces. The room is dark, the vibe is low-stimulation, and "silent sessions" are the standard—meaning there is zero expectation for you to make small talk or perform socially.

You don't need to mask. You just need to heal. Drop your armor, rest your nervous system, and let’s get your landscape back in alignment.

Buddha's Belly Massage

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