Bryan Chaikin

I basically massage people for money. ~ Bill Gates

This is my effective bio where people get to learn about me. They immediately sense that I am a very powerful wizard and that I have the healing touch. They also try to touch my beard which I do not like. My beard allows for immortality. Not sure how I got that particular gift.

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My Services

University of Awesome

Awesome Massage Techniques


Full Head of Hair

1977 - 2014

SPECIALTIES: Bodywork and Massage techniques I perform

Bodywork & Massage

  • Deep Tissue